He said something about hell raining down on me. Never imagined hell would look like you.
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
A sceptic who adheres to a believer is as simple as the law of complementary colors.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion